Garbage. All garbage. These quotes are fine examples of what not to submit to Quiffle. Decisions are final.
#437 -96% (-100/104) - + Reject
<Wanderlust> "We create 1 billion kids, 1 night" <Deg> Wanderlust, one child policy in china foo <Yourself> you'd need 1 billion women and enough men to have sex with those 1 billion in one night <Deg> only a couple hundred million will be impregnantananatable mothers though <Deg> and then you have to wait 9ish months <ShrimpBoatCaptain> you need one billione women and one pimp. <Deg> maybe if ALL OF INDIA and ALL OF CHINA got together <Deg> in a HUGE ORGY OF SEX <Deg> omgz <Wanderlust> omfg... <Wanderlust> and then! <Wanderlust> alll jumped int he water <Wanderlust> thats what happend to noah! <Deg> world jump day~ <Yourself> argh <Yourself> fuck you <Deg> I know <Deg> we've gone over it, Yourself <Yourself> don't promote bad physics <ShrimpBoatCaptain> ok <Deg> hey guys <Deg> the planet's flat <Deg> >_> <Yourself> i'll kill you <Yourself> i know where you live <Deg> shit <Yourself> i'll go there and i'll kill you <Deg> you'll fly a plane into my house <Deg> repeatedly <Yourself> that's a waste of a plane <Yourself> you're not even worth that <Mocha> flat you say? <Mocha> why, that makes so much more sense! <Mocha> of course it's flat! <Yourself> i'd put a bomb in a bag with some poop <Deg> and mail it? <ShrimpBoatCaptain> heresy! <Yourself> no, i'd just leave it in your house <Deg> but you have to get here <Yourself> it'd explode <Yourself> and you'd die <Deg> in a poopy mess :( <Yourself> and be covered in poop <Deg> for promoting shoddy physics :(
#27 -100% (-110/110) - + Reject
<kahrn> I need a back transplant. <Grashaboras> er..on irc how do you set the port on which you connect? <TommieV> why kahrn why? <Mikawo> servername:port <kahrn> cause it's gay <Grashaboras> kahrn, you can have mine but i damaged it doing a flip on my sisters trampoline <Grashaboras> cheers <kahrn> LIES <TommieV> KAHRN IS A DIRTY LAIR <kahrn> why was you on your sisters trampoline? <Grashaboras because its 18ft <kahrn> infact, WHY DO YOU HAVE A SISTER? <TommieV> OMG, dont call his sister a bitch <Grashaboras> parents + seks - condom = sister <kahrn> I see. <Mikawo> lol he said seks <Immortal> iteresting <TommieV> parents + bowjob + sec = guy? <kahrn> so.. If I have sex with my mum and dad, + condom will it make a brother? <TommieV> that ounds cool man <kahrn> erm.. Comment: <Kahrn> scroll, you saw nothing fool!
<kahrn> I need a back transplant. <Grashaboras> er..on irc how do you set the port on which you connect? <TommieV> why kahrn why? <Mikawo> servername:port <kahrn> cause it's gay <Grashaboras> kahrn, you can have mine but i damaged it doing a flip on my sisters trampoline <Grashaboras> cheers <kahrn> LIES <TommieV> KAHRN IS A DIRTY LAIR <kahrn> why was you on your sisters trampoline? <Grashaboras because its 18ft <kahrn> infact, WHY DO YOU HAVE A SISTER? <TommieV> OMG, dont call his sister a bitch <Grashaboras> parents + seks - condom = sister <kahrn> I see. <Mikawo> lol he said seks <Immortal> iteresting <TommieV> parents + bowjob + sec = guy? <kahrn> so.. If I have sex with my mum and dad, + condom will it make a brother? <TommieV> that ounds cool man <kahrn> erm..
#411 -100% (-102/102) - + Reject
* Bami (minge.bag@DynastyNet-DB06E70.upc-a.chello.nl) has joined #game_maker <Deg> hi ugly <Bami> ive fucking had it
#469 -100% (-105/105) - + Reject
<workman161> I'd like to see nin10doman drink a pack of bawls <workman161> just to see what that much energy will do to someone as hyper as him <Nin10doman> 'bawls'? <Nin10doman> is that a bowl of testicles or something? <Nin10doman> omg I'm so punny. * Dacicus makes a note never to come in here again when he's eating
#421 -100% (-90/90) - + Reject
<Deg> http://quiffle.net/index.php?162 <Deg> who the hell is submitting these :/
#436 -95% (-104/110) - + Reject
<Nitefall> I'd buy a sexdrive, but I don't have any PCI-e slots left :(
#432 -98% (-104/106) - + Reject
CLEAN OUT THE QUEUE Comment: Really.
CLEAN OUT THE QUEUE
#470 -95% (-104/110) - + Reject
* workman161 strips naked and begins licking GameMakerNoob * factnfiction101 sits beside you * GameMakerNoob runs. * GameMakerNoob runs for his li... for his virginity. * workman161 fucks GameMakerNoob * GameMakerNoob runs * workman161 rides * factnfiction101 takes pictures * GameMakerNoob isnt human... you just had sex with an alien. * workman161 humps harder * GameMakerNoob is an alien with acidic cum. * GameMakerNoob ends up spraying in workman's face. <workman161> you don't cum from your anus <factnfiction101> XD <GameMakerNoob> how do u know its on the other side <GameMakerNoob> ;] <workman161> other side? <someguy\shower> are you the kind of anal-probing alien? <workman161> I'm fucking riding you. <GameMakerNoob> butt is on one side and for humans the cock is on the other <GameMakerNoob> but for us <GameMakerNoob> our cock is right on our face <workman161> ok dickhead <Genocide> aw, I missed the orgy? Comment: 20% role-play, 40% cyber-sex, 100% gay
* workman161 strips naked and begins licking GameMakerNoob * factnfiction101 sits beside you * GameMakerNoob runs. * GameMakerNoob runs for his li... for his virginity. * workman161 fucks GameMakerNoob * GameMakerNoob runs * workman161 rides * factnfiction101 takes pictures * GameMakerNoob isnt human... you just had sex with an alien. * workman161 humps harder * GameMakerNoob is an alien with acidic cum. * GameMakerNoob ends up spraying in workman's face. <workman161> you don't cum from your anus <factnfiction101> XD <GameMakerNoob> how do u know its on the other side <GameMakerNoob> ;] <workman161> other side? <someguy\shower> are you the kind of anal-probing alien? <workman161> I'm fucking riding you. <GameMakerNoob> butt is on one side and for humans the cock is on the other <GameMakerNoob> but for us <GameMakerNoob> our cock is right on our face <workman161> ok dickhead <Genocide> aw, I missed the orgy?
#414 -98% (-99/101) - + Reject
<Yourself> see, all you're doing is attacking me as a person to support your argument <Yourself> that's a logical fallacy known as ad hominem <Yourself> against the person <armouredturtle> uh, do i care <armouredturtle> you're still gay <armouredturtle> and an asshole Comment: Amazing logic!
<Yourself> see, all you're doing is attacking me as a person to support your argument <Yourself> that's a logical fallacy known as ad hominem <Yourself> against the person <armouredturtle> uh, do i care <armouredturtle> you're still gay <armouredturtle> and an asshole
#417 -100% (-108/108) - + Reject
<Yourself> Hey, am I supposed to draw the penis? <Yourself> Hey, am I supposed to sculpt the penis? <Yourself> Hey, am I supposed to conduct with my penis? Comment: yes
<Yourself> Hey, am I supposed to draw the penis? <Yourself> Hey, am I supposed to sculpt the penis? <Yourself> Hey, am I supposed to conduct with my penis?
#435 -97% (-111/115) - + Reject
<Quietus> Okay, so I'm in gym, right? <Quietus> And I'm laying my head on this chick's thigh. <Quietus> I shifted around a bit and I heard her say "That would be my crotchular area". :| <Liorangel> ??? <Liorangel> what is crotchular
#409 -96% (-85/89) - + Reject
<Deg> http://pictures.mangospoon.com/index.php?album=Sunrise-2004%2F&pic=kyle-blurry.jpg <Deg> there's kyle! <Yourself> liar <Deg> (lanfest co-founder) <Yourself> that's you <Deg> no <Deg> I have blonder hair <Deg> and no silver necklace <Yourself> yes, you put on a wig and it controls your body <Deg> oic <Yourself> that's why you masturbate so much <Deg> even when I take the picture? <Deg> oic <Yourself> you think you're having gay sex with kyle
#408 -98% (-105/107) - + Reject
<Yourself> yes, you put on a wig and it controls your body <Deg> oic <Yourself> that's why you masturbate so much <Deg> even when I take the picture? <Deg> oic <Yourself> you think you're having gay sex with kyle
#460 -96% (-102/106) - + Reject
* Bami has quit IRC (Quit: CHESE) * Bami has joined #GMChat * ChanServ sets mode: +v Bami <Bami> cheese* * Bami has quit IRC (Client exited)
#397 -96% (-95/99) - + Reject
<workman161> I make boredom fun. <kahrn> we all have that ability <kahrn> it's called fapping
#434 -98% (-115/117) - + Reject
* Yourself sets mode: +b *!*@cloak-8ED344CC.adsl.xs4all.nl * knight666 was kicked by Yourself (It was the one-armed man.) Comment: neat
* Yourself sets mode: +b *!*@cloak-8ED344CC.adsl.xs4all.nl * knight666 was kicked by Yourself (It was the one-armed man.)
#413 -98% (-97/99) - + Reject
<workman161> NIGGA <Bami> STOLE <timm> MY <Bami> BEAMER
#424 -95% (-113/119) - + Reject
<ShrimpBoatCaptain> real men with large penises drink pure black coffee. <N256> i suppose i shouldn't drink black coffee then =/
#464 -100% (-94/94) - + Reject
<Theonlywonderboy> I suck and every thing
#410 -81% (-102/126) - + Reject
<Yourself> it reaches the moon when erect <timm> rofl <Yourself> one time, someone shouted "fuck you" at the moon, so i did
#433 -100% (-82/82) - + Reject
<Grashaboras> run <Chronic> later all * Chronic has quit IRC (Quit: Life is better with hot sauce <Grashaboras> wait wtf Comment: noooooo!
<Grashaboras> run <Chronic> later all * Chronic has quit IRC (Quit: Life is better with hot sauce <Grashaboras> wait wtf
#457 -95% (-105/111) - + Reject
testdata Comment: I'm testing stuff. Don't read this please.
testdata
#447 -90% (-107/119) - + Reject
* Joins: darklink570 (~shadow_re@cloak-D3167DAF.bchsia.telus.net) * ChanServ sets mode: +v darklink570 <Chirantha> welcome! <darklink570> no joining scripts <someguy> turn it off Chirantha <darklink570> KICK CHIRANTHA <Chirantha> No <what> wtf, Chirantha. <Chirantha> I'm not using any script <what> join scripts aren't allowed. <darklink570> pfft <someguy> TURN THE FUCKING SCRIPT OFF <dimee> if (mouse_x >= blah.x <darklink570> what kind of idiot doesn't use scripts? <someguy> seriously <dimee> trying to understand that <what> christ, Chirantha, get a grip <Chirantha> Really <someguy> NOW <Chirantha> I'm not using script <someguy> TURN IT OFF <what> he's serious <Chirantha> :( <dimee> ban <Chirantha> THere is no script <dimee> ban <dimee> ban <dimee> ban <someguy> I'm about to <Chirantha> Please! <what> Chirantha, you crazy <someguy> [01:52:13] * Joins: darklink570 (~shadow_re@cloak-D3167DAF.bchsia.telus.net) <someguy> [01:52:14] * ChanServ sets mode: +v darklink570 <someguy> [01:55:03] <Chirantha> welcome! <Chirantha> I don't have script :( <Chirantha> After 3 minis <what> he has proof <someguy> you can't fool me <dimee> Chirantha is calling you a coward now!! <dimee> use yer infinite mirc powers <Chirantha> Please! <what> Chirantha, just turn it off <what> god <Chirantha> I'm not lieing * Parts: Chirantha (~chirantha@C0EFC102.B81396C8.2F7A8997.IP)
#422 -79% (-103/131) - + Reject
<GearGOD> Liorangel is my bitch <Liorangel> yes! <Liorangel> hold me tight! <factnfiction101> Dude hold him tight
#456 -95% (-77/81) - + Reject
#452 -95% (-84/88) - + Reject
* Chirantha2 has joined #GMChat <Chirantha2> Chronic Hates me <Chirantha2> Chronic Hates me <Chirantha2> Chronic Hates me <Chirantha2> Chronic Hates me * Chirantha2 has left #GMChat Comment: Yes he does
* Chirantha2 has joined #GMChat <Chirantha2> Chronic Hates me <Chirantha2> Chronic Hates me <Chirantha2> Chronic Hates me <Chirantha2> Chronic Hates me * Chirantha2 has left #GMChat
#425 -100% (-111/111) - + Reject
<03workman161> please
#450 -87% (-107/123) - + Reject
* Joins: Ranmal (~theman@BD1EDE39.B2F8D1C0.2F7A8997.IP) <+Bami> fu <@someguy> wtf y u so mean fag <+Bami> its my fag detection script <+Bami> it sais fu when a fag joins
#444 -93% (-103/111) - + Reject
<Firefox_7> google adsns that is program enabling to my husband sites introduced in the site their awareness neckerchief advertisers in google and to slip with google at a profit the get accepteds from all pressing on officelinks hamprsmim. the awareness the appear in the site your theyf awareness relevance to the contents the site your pursuant algorithms special neckerchief gogl. <Firefox_7> the payment given for all clicked that the surfers do in the site your on awareness haadsns neckerchief gogl. google they not advertisers the division hamdoyekt neckerchief the money among them vbinqm. Also not Given to know exactly what there willf his cost neckerchief clicked on ad in the site shelqm. you will receive to interpolate half that& quot; mn l-50 that& quot; mn to all klik. cost clicked is determined by google According to competition neckerchief the advertisers on words hahiposh. Comment: orly?
<Firefox_7> google adsns that is program enabling to my husband sites introduced in the site their awareness neckerchief advertisers in google and to slip with google at a profit the get accepteds from all pressing on officelinks hamprsmim. the awareness the appear in the site your theyf awareness relevance to the contents the site your pursuant algorithms special neckerchief gogl. <Firefox_7> the payment given for all clicked that the surfers do in the site your on awareness haadsns neckerchief gogl. google they not advertisers the division hamdoyekt neckerchief the money among them vbinqm. Also not Given to know exactly what there willf his cost neckerchief clicked on ad in the site shelqm. you will receive to interpolate half that& quot; mn l-50 that& quot; mn to all klik. cost clicked is determined by google According to competition neckerchief the advertisers on words hahiposh.
#445 -94% (-102/108) - + Reject
<Kornbizkit> Is there something wrong wiht the gmc? <raving_dave> too big, alot of peeps are silly there too <raving_dave> like Bami <raving_dave> he silly <_> <Kornbizkit> dude idk where ur from <Kornbizkit> but in these parts silly is a fagish word <raving_dave> i have no idea what "idk" means sorry <raving_dave> these parts? <raving_dave> in your testicals? <Kornbizkit> are you in my testicals? <raving_dave> i can be if you want me to be <Kornbizkit> |-*------| Intellegence level of this conversation <Kornbizkit> Yourself, u should write a script to determain that <raving_dave> 3=======================================D <raving_dave> penus ^^ <Kornbizkit> |*-------| <Mikawo> * |--------| Intelligence level of YOU <raving_dave> maybe you should just take a chill pill? <raving_dave> just chill man and idle wit us B) <Kornbizkit> I wonder where that phrase came from <Kornbizkit> like what is a chill pill back in teh day <raving_dave> your mother <Kornbizkit> god dammit Comment: god dammit.
<Kornbizkit> Is there something wrong wiht the gmc? <raving_dave> too big, alot of peeps are silly there too <raving_dave> like Bami <raving_dave> he silly <_> <Kornbizkit> dude idk where ur from <Kornbizkit> but in these parts silly is a fagish word <raving_dave> i have no idea what "idk" means sorry <raving_dave> these parts? <raving_dave> in your testicals? <Kornbizkit> are you in my testicals? <raving_dave> i can be if you want me to be <Kornbizkit> |-*------| Intellegence level of this conversation <Kornbizkit> Yourself, u should write a script to determain that <raving_dave> 3=======================================D <raving_dave> penus ^^ <Kornbizkit> |*-------| <Mikawo> * |--------| Intelligence level of YOU <raving_dave> maybe you should just take a chill pill? <raving_dave> just chill man and idle wit us B) <Kornbizkit> I wonder where that phrase came from <Kornbizkit> like what is a chill pill back in teh day <raving_dave> your mother <Kornbizkit> god dammit
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