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#238 ∞% (0/0)

<workman161> How much does a floppy hold?
<Chronic> how much does your mother weigh

#16 -100% (-1/1)

<Stenners> I dont know I did fail Engleash

#338 100% (12/12)

<blitzkrieg> I suggest finding a moving bus to tell all about it
<blitzkrieg> try standing in front of it to get its attention

#323 38% (6/16)

<Yourself> Chronic, i need your help
<Yourself> my penis got tangled around my computer chair again
<Chronic> :(

#280 50% (8/16)

<Mikawo> I'm so miserable!
<Mikawo> Sometimes it sucks to be me.
<Yourself> so be your penis
<Yourself> it'll never get sucked

#135 100% (4/4)

<zircon> c-c-c-can't stop the beat
<zircon> p-p-p-people in the street
<zircon> come on everybody and move yo feet
<zircon> !
<BusterBot858> I am reminded why I hate people

#37 33% (1/3)

<SirMixALot> Ya Yourself where not stupid
Comment: Indeed...

#310 -64% (-7/11)

<JJProductions> Well, that was the best semen (And only) I have ever tasted.

#167 33% (1/3)

<Chronic> <Jey> lol Chronic is funny looking << nah, i'm not funny looking.. you just don't get out enough to know that not everyone in the world has an over bite and fucks thier mother

#18 67% (4/6)

<Immortal> A friend of mine works as a janitor at a high school
<Immortal> and that high school has a really advanced mental/developmentally handicapped program
<Immortal> in other words, a special wing for retards
<wm161> dyslexics of the world, untie!
<Patrick_Moore> lol
<Immortal> well anyway, the janitors put mousetraps in the rooms that the retards use
<Immortal> but the retards kept setting them off to take the peanut butter
<Immortal> eventually, they figured out that they could set them off with a foot and it would hurt less
<Immortal> so they had to hide the mouse traps
<Immortal> :D
<Immortal> anyone who reads all that will think it's funny
<Immortal> or else call me an insensitive bastard

#313 -100% (-6/6)

<L33TNerd> As soon as "dil" is mention, you scream out the name of an object which penetrates. Sick.
<gakon5> dil pickes?
<Deg> DILPENIS
<workman161> dil pickles?
<workman161> You penetrate with pickles?
<L33TNerd> ....HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH YOU SUCK
<Deg> he self-penetrates
<workman161> Well, I call mine a penis, but whatever tickles your...pickle...
Comment: L33tnerd's gamertag is DilTor which sounds like Dildo

#213 33% (1/3)

<SirMixAlot> I dont view porn
<Yourself> no, your computer just hates you
<Tale> !
<Tale> just get mags
<Yourself> Tale, webpages don't get stuck together

#318 25% (4/16)

<Yourself> only 32 million in all of canada?
<Yourself> no wonder the country seems so nice, not enough people to form a decent lynch mob

#95 60% (3/5)

<Mikawo> I wonder if they kick you out if you go to a nudist colony but don't strip
<Grimnir> you have to be naked to pass the gate
<Mikawo> I wouldn't want to live in a nudist colony because they'd laugh at my penis :(
<DiagonalMoonn> wtf Mikawo you like owned yourself

#214 0% (0/2)

<Nin10doman> You guys all want my wallpaper.
<Yourself> no, Nin10doman
<Yourself> we don't even want your mom
<Yourself> because she's almost as ugly as you
<Yourself> and her penis is twice as long

#332 -100% (-12/12)

<Xenu> I tasted my cum
<Xenu> Not really distasteful

#2 100% (5/5)

<DoughMan> deg means dough in...swedish?
* DoughMan is now known as Deg
<workman161> XD
<workman161> deg=doughboy
<Deg> degman
<Deg> doughman
* workman161 pokes deg
* Deg chuckles in that annoying tone.
* Billiam rips off degs arm and eats it
<Billiam> it's all chewy
<Deg> ass :(
* workman161 bakes deg to a burnt crisp
* Deg sizzles.
* workman161 rolls deg in powdered sugar
<Deg> you people suck :(

#212 33% (1/3)

<+Dr_Talon> and some that could get revamped for years and still suck goatses ass
<@Grashaboras> i think goatses ass would suck you if you got your face that close

#243 60% (3/5)

<ditto_n> relic
<Relic> Hey ditto_n!
<ditto_n> havn't seen you in here for a long ass time.
<Relic> Ya...I know.
<Relic> I've been busy lately..
<Relic> Lol.
<ditto_n> with...
<Billiam> (he's being giveing various GMC mods head for protection)
<Relic> Work, school, and the like.
<Billiam> exactly

#30 -100% (-1/1)

=-=> Deg is now known as Deg[food]
<Deg[food]> yay
<Deg[food]> I get fed tonight
<Deg[food]> bbl
<darklink570> Deg lives with wolves.
<--> |> DiagonalMoonn (DiagonalMo@DynastyNet-13711.dialup.netins.net) has joined #game_maker
<=-=> Mode #game_maker +v DiagonalMoonn by ChanServ
<wm161> hi
<darklink570> He and his wolf family are under a lot of tension right now.
<wm161> yeah.
<darklink570> The wolves are stuck with dial-up and he has broadband.
<darklink570> Frankly, they aren't happy.
<wm161> My dad ran over his sister too.
<wm161> :(
<wm161> Hey, is that Deg?*whump*
<wm161> Whos deg?

#166 0% (0/2)

<Shawn64> I have business to do before bed with my super hot gf (your all jealous) so im leaving. no seriously
* Shawn64 (blah@DynastyNet-3DB3A771.neb.rr.com) Quit (Quit: )
<Yourself> yeah, inflating her

#247 -33% (-1/3)

<Yourself> i think degsturbation.com is the best
<Deg> I'm having it bought for me, so I'll go for .com, net, or org
<Deg> Yourself, only...it's not totally appropriate
<Deg> nothing is really wrong with it, but...
<Yourself> does it imply something?
<Deg> yes
Comment: Trying to come up with a domain name

#4 -50% (-2/4)

<wm161> Your options:
<wm161> Give me your address so that I can send someone over to rape and kill you
<wm161> Email it to you, and hope that over the span of a week, nothing happens to my phone line, including incoming and outgoing calls
<wm161> Do nothing
<nefariousD> ooh! this is like one of those 'choose your own adventure' books

#215 100% (1/1)

<Chronic> hmm, anyway, i'm tried
<Chronic> later
* Chronic (Origin@l-Game-Maker-Chat) Quit (Quit: If you are what you eat than everyone is a cannibal.)
* Chronic (Origin@DynastyNet-35BA555F.l4.c2.dsl.pol.co.uk) has joined #game_maker
Chronic *!*@DynastyNet-35BA555F.l4.c2.dsl.pol.co.uk - 0 clones in #game_maker
<Chronic> tired*
* Chronic (Origin@l-Game-Maker-Chat) Quit (Quit: Chronic)

#8 -100% (-1/1)

(DiagonalMoonn) Everyone is always attacking me.
(DiagonalMoonn) stabbing me in the back.
(nefariousD) at least *i* have the courtesy to stab you in the face

#45 33% (1/3)

<Yourself> hey, join #2,000
* anothersomething (argh@DynastyNet-247574C4.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net) has left #game_maker (Left all channels)
<Yourself> owned
* anothersomething (argh@DynastyNet-247574C4.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net) has joined #game_maker
<anothersomething> wtf?
* anothersomething (argh@DynastyNet-247574C4.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net) has left #game_maker (Left all channels)
<Chronic> hahah
<Yourself> hah
* anothersomething (argh@DynastyNet-247574C4.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net) has joined #game_maker
<anothersomething> I can't.
<Yourself> wtf are you doing?
<anothersomething> It closes this.
<anothersomething> I typed /join #2,000
<anothersomething> It just booted me from here.
<Chronic> rofl
<anothersomething> wtf is with that?
<anothersomething> Since when does trying to join a channel boot you from another one?
<Chronic> try #1,00
* anothersomething (argh@DynastyNet-247574C4.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net) has left #game_maker (Left all channels)
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<anothersomething> * You were kicked from # by ChanServ (You are not permitted to be on this channel.)
* anothersomething (argh@DynastyNet-247574C4.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net) has left #game_maker (Left all channels)
Comment: Incredible

#307 -20% (-1/5)

<+kahrn> "The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing.
<+kahrn> - Albert Einstein"
<@Grashaboras> pretty rich coming from somone who made a nuke

#139 -100% (-2/2)

<SirMixAlot> Darn i was working on a game and the bad guy was a pimple and when i was doing the animation its a pink long thing that white liquid comes out the top. It didnt look right
<BusterBot858> LMAO!!!!
<BusterBot858> THAT IS NOT RIGHT!!!!
Comment: Ewwwww...

#175 -100% (-2/2)

<darklink570> I have two surge protectors
<darklink570> hooked up to eachother
<darklink570> nah just kidding
<darklink570> but I have two in the same room
<Deg> me too
<im9today> crazy
<Yourself> too bad you have a 3 inch penis

#218 -100% (-1/1)

<Billiam> "I need this, I need that, I suck dick for favors!"