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#205 20% (1/5)

<anothersomething> Manually increasing the surface temperature of the ship's primary cannon by repeated linear manipulation
Comment: Masturbation euphemism

#2 100% (5/5)

<DoughMan> deg means dough in...swedish?
* DoughMan is now known as Deg
<workman161> XD
<workman161> deg=doughboy
<Deg> degman
<Deg> doughman
* workman161 pokes deg
* Deg chuckles in that annoying tone.
* Billiam rips off degs arm and eats it
<Billiam> it's all chewy
<Deg> ass :(
* workman161 bakes deg to a burnt crisp
* Deg sizzles.
* workman161 rolls deg in powdered sugar
<Deg> you people suck :(

#8 -100% (-1/1)

(DiagonalMoonn) Everyone is always attacking me.
(DiagonalMoonn) stabbing me in the back.
(nefariousD) at least *i* have the courtesy to stab you in the face

#259 -100% (-1/1)

<+DiagonalMoonn> your mom is freeware
<+Niekie> Your mom is abandonware.
<+workman161> YOUR MOM IS SHAREWARE
<+workman161> HARHARHAR
Comment: Set up, and delivered.

#173 100% (8/8)

* Deg strokes ChanServ.
* ChanServ sets mode: +h Deg
<darklink570> Chanserv is deg's nickname for it
Comment: Fappery!

#523 ∞% (0/0)

<darklink570> I have two surge protectors
<darklink570> hooked up to eachother
<darklink570> nah just kidding
Comment: #eo

#31 -33% (-1/3)

<Yourself> your book sucks
<Billiam> You haven't read it
<Yourself> i don't need to
<Billiam> you assumed it was about frogsex
<Yourself> i don't need to assume

#166 0% (0/2)

<Shawn64> I have business to do before bed with my super hot gf (your all jealous) so im leaving. no seriously
* Shawn64 (blah@DynastyNet-3DB3A771.neb.rr.com) Quit (Quit: )
<Yourself> yeah, inflating her

#279 50% (2/4)

<Billiam> what is the patriot act?
* Billiam never knew
<@Deg> you're stupidly ignorant if you don't know
<Billiam> ...
<Billiam> dude...
<Billiam> that's me in two words

#18 67% (4/6)

<Immortal> A friend of mine works as a janitor at a high school
<Immortal> and that high school has a really advanced mental/developmentally handicapped program
<Immortal> in other words, a special wing for retards
<wm161> dyslexics of the world, untie!
<Patrick_Moore> lol
<Immortal> well anyway, the janitors put mousetraps in the rooms that the retards use
<Immortal> but the retards kept setting them off to take the peanut butter
<Immortal> eventually, they figured out that they could set them off with a foot and it would hurt less
<Immortal> so they had to hide the mouse traps
<Immortal> :D
<Immortal> anyone who reads all that will think it's funny
<Immortal> or else call me an insensitive bastard

#247 -33% (-1/3)

<Yourself> i think degsturbation.com is the best
<Deg> I'm having it bought for me, so I'll go for .com, net, or org
<Deg> Yourself, only...it's not totally appropriate
<Deg> nothing is really wrong with it, but...
<Yourself> does it imply something?
<Deg> yes
Comment: Trying to come up with a domain name

#442 36% (8/22)

* Yourself changes topic to 'It sucks - The vacuum cleaner store.'
<Yourself> oops
* Yourself changes topic to '7,4(15,4-I5,4)8,5 March 19th 11,12 http://www.gamemaker.nl/ - http://forums.gamemaker.nl/ 0,2 http://book.gamemaker.nl/ '
Comment: good job

#463 100% (25/25)

<+Quietus> ok, how do you get the positive value of an integer in GML?
<+Quietus> i haven't coded anything in 6 months, so i'm kinda rusty
<+Genocide> rtfm?
<+Quietus> i did
<@beanjo> abs(x)
<+Quietus> abs returns the absolute value
<+Quietus> i need it to return positive
Comment: nub

#419 54% (14/26)

<Yourself> [2006-2-4 15:02:31] <Deg[study]> EW
<Yourself> [2006-2-4 15:02:27] <Bami> wtf is that of a wm161 style?
<Yourself> [2006-2-4 15:01:49] <Catdaemon`> http://www.meteornet.org/ <- tbh the grey looked better
<Deg> it was hideous before
<Deg> the grey was pink
<Deg> then he made it flashing blue, green, white, yellow dots..
<Yourself> it's not so bad
<Yourself> but the stripes make it retarded
<Yourself> not as bad as workman
<Yourself> on a scale from 1 to workman, i'd give him an 8

#462 20% (2/10)

<+knight666> i just realised, talking to chirantha is like talking to an npc: he will say the same thing over and over, in bad english

#32 78% (7/9)

<darklink570> Making mayonnaise is really annoying
<Deg> wtf?
<darklink570> goddamn
<darklink570> I have to make 8 bottles of mayo and feed and manhandle 8 chickens every day :S
<Deg> wtf
<Deg> and you tell me that I overly masturbate
Comment: Talkin' about harvest moon...

#314 -20% (-2/10)

<Microsoft> Deg, go masturbate and think of me, please?
<darklink570> he probably already has
<Deg> er...no thanks
<Microsoft> :(
<Chronic> oh darn.. theres a contriceptive if ever there was one
<Chronic> "think of me while you wank"

#466 -40% (-4/10)

<Chirantha> my mother pets me :D
<Chirantha> I'm 16 though D:

#180 100% (4/4)

* Joins: Sensei_Eggwoah (Jesse@DynastyNet-3750E3A7.malvrn01.pa.comcast.net)
<anothersomething> The person's penis got stuck in someone's braces?
<Deg> it would be hella painful
<GearGOD> she was trying really hard i guess
<anothersomething> That's a really small penis.
<Dr_Talon> musta had a set of lungs on her though eh?
<Dr_Talon> SUPER SUCKER 2000
<Dr_Talon> lol
<anothersomething> Did he ever get out?
<Deg> would he want to?
<GearGOD> rofl
<Sensei_Eggwoah> My god, what a conversation to walk in on

#215 100% (1/1)

<Chronic> hmm, anyway, i'm tried
<Chronic> later
* Chronic (Origin@l-Game-Maker-Chat) Quit (Quit: If you are what you eat than everyone is a cannibal.)
* Chronic (Origin@DynastyNet-35BA555F.l4.c2.dsl.pol.co.uk) has joined #game_maker
Chronic *!*@DynastyNet-35BA555F.l4.c2.dsl.pol.co.uk - 0 clones in #game_maker
<Chronic> tired*
* Chronic (Origin@l-Game-Maker-Chat) Quit (Quit: Chronic)

#286 56% (5/9)

<Yourself> god i love my logo
<Yourself> i'd have sex with it if it was real
<Yourself> sorry, Deg

#243 60% (3/5)

<ditto_n> relic
<Relic> Hey ditto_n!
<ditto_n> havn't seen you in here for a long ass time.
<Relic> Ya...I know.
<Relic> I've been busy lately..
<Relic> Lol.
<ditto_n> with...
<Billiam> (he's being giveing various GMC mods head for protection)
<Relic> Work, school, and the like.
<Billiam> exactly

#396 33% (2/6)

* @Chronic steals Nin10doman's face and makes jerky out of it
* @Chronic pins it back on
<%Nin10doman> nooooo. :(
<@Chronic> there you go.. now you look 90
* @Deg bites Nin10doman's face off.
<%Nin10doman> If you guys keep doing this I'll never get laid. :(

#211 0% (0/4)

<Nin10doman> I haven't squished you yet.
<Nin10doman> I'm just in position to.
<Nin10doman> And I will, unless you comply with my demands.
<wm161> ok. I'll consider complying with your demand(s) Nin10doman.
<wm161> Tell me.
<wm161> what are they?
<Nin10doman> The first demand...
<Nin10doman> is more time to think up demands.
Comment: smooth...

#150 0% (0/4)

<Yourself> the purpose of this chat is so that people who know what GM is can get together and talk about things like their mothers and sex


Comment: that really is all there is too it

#37 33% (1/3)

<SirMixALot> Ya Yourself where not stupid
Comment: Indeed...

#42 33% (1/3)

<+Xenu> http://www.perverts.nl/files/boomboom.pps
<@Grashaboras> mental flash: xenu link..DO NOT FOLLOW
Comment: That was the most intelligent thing I ever heard from Grash.

#46 50% (2/4)

* Yourself changes topic to '(-I) January 4th http://www.gamemaker.nl/ - http://forums.gamemaker.nl/ If you like adware, join #2,000'
* BillY_G (funwithfir@DynastyNet-1642003D.dialup.netins.net) has left #game_maker (Left all channels)
Comment: Owned.

#20825 100% (2/2)

<Billiam> Genocide, make wine compile faster
<Billiam> now
<Genocide> alright
<Genocide> but it's going to take a lot of mana
<Genocide> i may need to use your elixir
<Billiam> shit
<Billiam> well, be gentle
<Genocide> there's an 80% chance your testicles might explode instead
<Genocide> is it worth the risk?
<Billiam> yes
<Billiam> do it
* Genocide winus compilus fastus!!!!
<Genocide> is it working?
* Billiam balls explode
<Billiam> shit
<Genocide> damn.
<Genocide> well, I guess the spell worked. It just didn't worked the way we wanted it to.

#4 -50% (-2/4)

<wm161> Your options:
<wm161> Give me your address so that I can send someone over to rape and kill you
<wm161> Email it to you, and hope that over the span of a week, nothing happens to my phone line, including incoming and outgoing calls
<wm161> Do nothing
<nefariousD> ooh! this is like one of those 'choose your own adventure' books