#5 71% (5/7) - + Reject

<Chronic> later all
* Quits: Chronic (Chronic@CSOSlite.com) (Quit: GRAB YOUR TINFOIL HATS!! THE ALIENS ARE COMING!)
<Billiam> ???
<Billiam> it's holloween isn't it
<darklink570> not in Europe
<darklink570> in Europe it's The Day of the Pumpkin Headed Rapist
<darklink570> where everyone sleeps on their stomach and leaves a jar of lube on the nightstand.
<Billiam> >_<
<Billiam> does the lube get used?
<darklink570> you pray that it does
<Billiam> k

Comment: Halloween's eve...

#13 14% (1/7) - + Reject

<darklink570> stup up mocha
<Mikawo> That's what I was going to say
<darklink570> whoa
<darklink570> stup up
<Nitefall> stup?
<darklink570> yes
<MochaMan> stup YOU
*** Xenu stups Scuba
<MochaMan> stup off
<Mikawo> STUP AWAY FROM THE VEHICLE
<Nitefall> ow I fucking stuped my toe
<MochaMan> ..stup head.
<Xenu> Put it in the stup event
<MochaMan> stsu
<Nitefall> touch my stup one more time and you die.
<Mikawo> STUP IN THE NAME OF LOVE
<MochaMan> I'LL STUP YOUR MOM
<Xenu>
<Mikawo> With that small STUP?
*** MochaMan stups an explosive muffin at kahrn
<Xenu> wts?
<Xenu> su
<MochaMan> I thought I told you to stsu
<Xenu> su you too

Comment: [21:14]<Mikawo> HOW DARE YOU STUP TO THAT LEVEL?!

#19 0% (0/4) - + Reject

<kahrn> DARKLINK SAVE ME! :(
<darklink570> stupid penny arcade
<darklink570> they need more bandwidth
<kahrn> so, your going to stand there and watch me die, while you play "Penny arcade"?
<darklink570> :/
<darklink570> kahrn, you are a moron
<kahrn> Why thankyou, your banned from my funeral.
<darklink570> that's like banning me from a football game
<Deg> or banning girls from seeing him
<darklink570> or banning deg from not masturbating


#20 67% (4/6) - + Reject

<kahrn> When you go on the channel tunnel, they lock you and your freinds (people you go with) in a compartment with another group of people, and both your cars.
<kahrn> it's supposed to prevent fires.
<kahrn> but what if you need a shit?
<darklink570> you get your friends to hold it in their palms
<kahrn> :/
<darklink570> and you play hot potato with it
<darklink570> or maybe have a contest to see who's feces contains the greatest volume of corn and peas
<darklink570> the sky's the limit
<kahrn> :\


#30 -100% (-1/1) - + Reject

=-=> Deg is now known as Deg[food]
<Deg[food]> yay
<Deg[food]> I get fed tonight
<Deg[food]> bbl
<darklink570> Deg lives with wolves.
<--> |> DiagonalMoonn (DiagonalMo@DynastyNet-13711.dialup.netins.net) has joined #game_maker
<=-=> Mode #game_maker +v DiagonalMoonn by ChanServ
<wm161> hi
<darklink570> He and his wolf family are under a lot of tension right now.
<wm161> yeah.
<darklink570> The wolves are stuck with dial-up and he has broadband.
<darklink570> Frankly, they aren't happy.
<wm161> My dad ran over his sister too.
<wm161> :(
<wm161> Hey, is that Deg?*whump*
<wm161> Whos deg?


#25 100% (2/2) - + Reject

<darklink570> I was playing Harvest Moon
<Deg> liar
<Deg> you were FAPPING
<Deg> YOU WERE ASSTURBATING
<Deg> oh man, that's a funny word
<darklink570> shut up deg for all we know your pants are around your ankles as we speak
<Nin10doman> Wait...Deg's pants can be in a place OTHER than around his ankles?
<Deg> there's people in my house
<Deg> so no
<Deg> damnit, you people suck
<Nin10doman> Oh wait...maybe just below the knees..
<darklink570> Deg, look who's talking
<Deg> :(


#32 78% (7/9) - + Reject

<darklink570> Making mayonnaise is really annoying
<Deg> wtf?
<darklink570> goddamn
<darklink570> I have to make 8 bottles of mayo and feed and manhandle 8 chickens every day :S
<Deg> wtf
<Deg> and you tell me that I overly masturbate

Comment: Talkin' about harvest moon...

#163 100% (2/2) - + Reject

<SirMixAlot> Any one know how to do this. Say I have a car in gm. The sprite rotates 360 as its a top down game. But I want a gun on it to alwats be at the back of it. This is easy if the gun is in the center of the car because then all I have to do is have it jump to position x/y. But I want it to be like the halo car where the gun is at the back. Any one know how to do that?
<darklink570> yes I do
<darklink570> it's fairly easy
<darklink570> all you need to do is
<SirMixAlot> darklink?
<Go_Pats> he died.
<Go_Pats> It's like those dramatic things in movies.
<SirMixAlot> Ah I see
* SirMixAlot cries
<Go_Pats> The guy will be dying, and he'll be like, "Marie...I have to tell you...It's--"
<Go_Pats> and then eh'll be all "ugh" and die.
<Go_Pats> and it's all, "omgs, what was he going to say?"
<SirMixAlot> and Marie will be like..."NOOO...JACK DONT DIE"
<Go_Pats> Yeah.
<Go_Pats> And it'll be all puty.
<Go_Pats> err..pouty.
<SirMixAlot> And he'll come back to life as a zombie
<SirMixAlot> and she'll have to save the world
<SirMixAlot> before he turns everyone into a zombie
<Go_Pats> wtf? What movie are you watching? In all the movies I've seen, she rapes the guy after he dies in a sexy scene of crazy necrophilia.

Comment: O.o

#172 50% (2/4) - + Reject

<darklink570> Men have to go through all these "become a better lover in 30 days", yet all a woman has to do to become a better lover is swallow


#173 100% (8/8) - + Reject

* Deg strokes ChanServ.
* ChanServ sets mode: +h Deg
<darklink570> Chanserv is deg's nickname for it

Comment: Fappery!

#175 -100% (-2/2) - + Reject

<darklink570> I have two surge protectors
<darklink570> hooked up to eachother
<darklink570> nah just kidding
<darklink570> but I have two in the same room
<Deg> me too
<im9today> crazy
<Yourself> too bad you have a 3 inch penis


#229 0% (0/4) - + Reject

<Nin10doman> The jpeg doesn't exist.
<Yourself> just like your penis
<Nin10doman> damn, Yourself is slick.
<darklink570> every opening he gets he flies in with a bucket full of penis
<Yourself> it's because i have plenty to go around
<Nin10doman> whoa...I just switched my colors around.
<Dr_Talon> would 4 inches of clearance be enough for all the stuff or should i go with 6 for safety
<Nin10doman> THE CHANGE.
<Yourself> you'd need 20 feet of clearance for me
<sparkjim> lol, that sentence was asking for it

Comment: Slicker than Astroglide

#314 -20% (-2/10) - + Reject

<Microsoft> Deg, go masturbate and think of me, please?
<darklink570> he probably already has
<Deg> er...no thanks
<Microsoft> :(
<Chronic> oh darn.. theres a contriceptive if ever there was one
<Chronic> "think of me while you wank"


#383 43% (3/7) - + Reject

<darklink570> ever noticed that people are desensitized to just certain types of violence?
<darklink570> like from killing people to killing puppies
<darklink570> I was in a theater and there was a violent movie playing
<darklink570> dozens of people getting killed left and right and nobody cared
<darklink570> but you kill ONE puppy
<darklink570> and they ask you to leave the theater


#401 -96% (-102/106) - + Reject

<Nin10doman> I was watching Bruce Lee today with my little brother and sister, figuring they could handle some kung fu and blood, and then this chick just whips out her tits.
<Nin10doman> Had to stop watching it. :(
<someguy> that must have been awkward.
<Nin10doman> I mean, wtf, random insertion of boobs.
<Nin10doman> Definitely not a family movie.
<Fu> bruce lee is badass though
<someguy> a family film for kung fu families.
<Nin10doman> yeah he is.
<darklink570> you mean the part
<darklink570> where Bruce is passed out
<darklink570> and the girl just takes her clothes off for no reason
<Nin10doman> OMG HOW DID YOU KNOW? :O
<N256> that's what kind of guy i'm going to be when i grow up
<darklink570> "Hey this guy is passed out, I'm going to get naked and tell him later so he's really mad that he couldn't see."
<someguy> you gonna whip out your boobs randomly when you grow up?


#418 -100% (-119/119) - + Reject

<darklink570> my house doesn't have broadband
<darklink570> but they have it here
<darklink570> my house is a 15 minute drive away
<Deg> oh
<Deg> where are you?
<darklink570> my house
<Nin10doman> I am confuzzled.
<Deg> you just said it's 15 minutes away
<Deg> THAT'S A BIG FUCKING HOUSE


#447 -90% (-107/119) - + Reject

* Joins: darklink570 (~shadow_re@cloak-D3167DAF.bchsia.telus.net)
* ChanServ sets mode: +v darklink570
<Chirantha> welcome!
<darklink570> no joining scripts
<someguy> turn it off Chirantha
<darklink570> KICK CHIRANTHA
<Chirantha> No
<what> wtf, Chirantha.
<Chirantha> I'm not using any script
<what> join scripts aren't allowed.
<darklink570> pfft
<someguy> TURN THE FUCKING SCRIPT OFF
<dimee> if (mouse_x >= blah.x
<darklink570> what kind of idiot doesn't use scripts?
<someguy> seriously
<dimee> trying to understand that
<what> christ, Chirantha, get a grip
<Chirantha> Really
<someguy> NOW
<Chirantha> I'm not using script
<someguy> TURN IT OFF
<what> he's serious
<Chirantha> :(
<dimee> ban
<Chirantha> THere is no script
<dimee> ban
<dimee> ban
<dimee> ban
<someguy> I'm about to
<Chirantha> Please!
<what> Chirantha, you crazy
<someguy> [01:52:13] * Joins: darklink570 (~shadow_re@cloak-D3167DAF.bchsia.telus.net)
<someguy> [01:52:14] * ChanServ sets mode: +v darklink570
<someguy> [01:55:03] <Chirantha> welcome!
<Chirantha> I don't have script :(
<Chirantha> After 3 minis
<what> he has proof
<someguy> you can't fool me
<dimee> Chirantha is calling you a coward now!!
<dimee> use yer infinite mirc powers
<Chirantha> Please!
<what> Chirantha, just turn it off
<what> god
<Chirantha> I'm not lieing
* Parts: Chirantha (~chirantha@C0EFC102.B81396C8.2F7A8997.IP)


#523 ∞% (0/0) - + Reject

<darklink570> I have two surge protectors
<darklink570> hooked up to eachother
<darklink570> nah just kidding

Comment: #eo