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Stats for Mikawo

#95 60% (3/5)

<Mikawo> I wonder if they kick you out if you go to a nudist colony but don't strip
<Grimnir> you have to be naked to pass the gate
<Mikawo> I wouldn't want to live in a nudist colony because they'd laugh at my penis :(
<DiagonalMoonn> wtf Mikawo you like owned yourself

#13 14% (1/7)

<darklink570> stup up mocha
<Mikawo> That's what I was going to say
<darklink570> whoa
<darklink570> stup up
<Nitefall> stup?
<darklink570> yes
<MochaMan> stup YOU
*** Xenu stups Scuba
<MochaMan> stup off
<Mikawo> STUP AWAY FROM THE VEHICLE
<Nitefall> ow I fucking stuped my toe
<MochaMan> ..stup head.
<Xenu> Put it in the stup event
<MochaMan> stsu
<Nitefall> touch my stup one more time and you die.
<Mikawo> STUP IN THE NAME OF LOVE
<MochaMan> I'LL STUP YOUR MOM
<Xenu>
<Mikawo> With that small STUP?
*** MochaMan stups an explosive muffin at kahrn
<Xenu> wts?
<Xenu> su
<MochaMan> I thought I told you to stsu
<Xenu> su you too

Comment: [21:14]<Mikawo> HOW DARE YOU STUP TO THAT LEVEL?!

#22 -98% (-95/97)

<+kahrn> >:P~
<+Xenu> >:P~<===8
<+kahrn> <;'o!
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<+kahrn> Do you like TEH????? --> >:P~<===8
<+Xenu> Yes, as long as the >:P~ is a girl.
<+kahrn> heh
<+Xenu> And not a fat or ugly girl....
<+kahrn> :/
<+Mikawo> And you are BOTH
<+Xenu> :(
<+kahrn> :\
<+Xenu> and I thought kahrn was a really hot chick.
<+kahrn> ¬¬
<+Mikawo> Relative to tubgirl, I'm sure kahrn is.
<+kahrn> ¬¬

Comment: The truth finally comes out......

#27 -100% (-110/110)

<kahrn> I need a back transplant.
<Grashaboras> er..on irc how do you set the port on which you connect?
<TommieV> why kahrn why?
<Mikawo> servername:port
<kahrn> cause it's gay
<Grashaboras> kahrn, you can have mine but i damaged it doing a flip on my sisters trampoline
<Grashaboras> cheers
<kahrn> LIES
<TommieV> KAHRN IS A DIRTY LAIR
<kahrn> why was you on your sisters trampoline?
<Grashaboras because its 18ft
<kahrn> infact, WHY DO YOU HAVE A SISTER?
<TommieV> OMG, dont call his sister a bitch
<Grashaboras> parents + seks - condom = sister
<kahrn> I see.
<Mikawo> lol he said seks
<Immortal> iteresting
<TommieV> parents + bowjob + sec = guy?
<kahrn> so.. If I have sex with my mum and dad, + condom will it make a brother?
<TommieV> that ounds cool man
<kahrn> erm..

Comment: <Kahrn> scroll, you saw nothing fool!

#41 -33% (-1/3)

<Mikawo> Pants That Catch My Fancy.txt
<Mikawo> I found that file in my personal folder

Comment: O.o

#257 -33% (-1/3)

<Mikawo> dual barrel death
<Yourself> DUAL BARREL PENIS
<Dr_Talon> i still got alot i need to do on a text editor i have that encrypts as you type...too lazy though.
<Billiam> and it actully tested wether or not it was needed
<Dr_Talon> yourself, omg you can please two women at once!
<Dr_Talon> lol
* Billiam hits talon with the caffine stick
<Dr_Talon> nightmare on condom prices though
<Dr_Talon> :S
<Yourself> YOU CAN'T PLEASE A WOMAN WITH ONE PENIS, WHY WILL YOU DO ANY BETTER WITH TWO?

#280 50% (8/16)

<Mikawo> I'm so miserable!
<Mikawo> Sometimes it sucks to be me.
<Yourself> so be your penis
<Yourself> it'll never get sucked

#350 64% (7/11)

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<someguy> lolz
<someguy> whatchoo gonna do?
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<Ne0> I am... teh 1

#356 -93% (-109/117)

<Nin10doman> comcast's dns must be having trouble standing up.
<Nin10doman> drunk bastard.
<Dr_Talon> lol
<workman161> lol
<DiagonalMoonn> lol
<someguy\shower> lol
<Nin10doman> lol
<DiagonalMoonn> lol
<Yourself> lol
<someguy\shower> lol
<DiagonalMoonn> lol
<Yourself> lol
<Mikawo> lol
<DiagonalMoonn> lol
<someguy\shower> lol
<Yourself> lol
<Mikawo> lol
<DiagonalMoonn> LOL
<workman161> lol

#445 -94% (-102/108)

<Kornbizkit> Is there something wrong wiht the gmc?
<raving_dave> too big, alot of peeps are silly there too
<raving_dave> like Bami
<raving_dave> he silly <_>
<Kornbizkit> dude idk where ur from
<Kornbizkit> but in these parts silly is a fagish word
<raving_dave> i have no idea what "idk" means sorry
<raving_dave> these parts?
<raving_dave> in your testicals?
<Kornbizkit> are you in my testicals?
<raving_dave> i can be if you want me to be
<Kornbizkit> |-*------| Intellegence level of this conversation
<Kornbizkit> Yourself, u should write a script to determain that
<raving_dave> 3=======================================D
<raving_dave> penus ^^
<Kornbizkit> |*-------|
<Mikawo> * |--------| Intelligence level of YOU
<raving_dave> maybe you should just take a chill pill?
<raving_dave> just chill man and idle wit us B)
<Kornbizkit> I wonder where that phrase came from
<Kornbizkit> like what is a chill pill back in teh day
<raving_dave> your mother
<Kornbizkit> god dammit

Comment: god dammit.