#2 100% (5/5) - + Reject

<DoughMan> deg means dough in...swedish?
* DoughMan is now known as Deg
<workman161> XD
<workman161> deg=doughboy
<Deg> degman
<Deg> doughman
* workman161 pokes deg
* Deg chuckles in that annoying tone.
* Billiam rips off degs arm and eats it
<Billiam> it's all chewy
<Deg> ass :(
* workman161 bakes deg to a burnt crisp
* Deg sizzles.
* workman161 rolls deg in powdered sugar
<Deg> you people suck :(


#6 -100% (-2/2) - + Reject

<MikePacker> you people are DENSE
<Deg> that's really, really ironic, because you're saying that
<MikePacker> the US can do whatever they want... we are the best and everyone is just too afraid to admit it...
* MikePacker was kicked by Deg (get out)
* Deg sets mode: +b *!*@DynastyNet-10847.rpt.pmt.org
<Deg> in a word:
<Deg> owned


Comment: Deg is canadian

#10 100% (5/5) - + Reject

<Nin10doman> A tail would be cool..
<Nin10doman> You coudl bitchslap peopel with it.
<Nin10doman> Or open doors if you were carryign shit.
<dorfsquest> yeah. Especially if you could swing from trees with it.
<Nin10doman> And you can whip people with it.
<Deg> hell, grow another few arms
<Deg> and another few penises
* Joins: strongbad
<Nin10doman> maybe even masturbate with it, but that's going into the inner depths of the sick regions of my mind.
<Nin10doman> I mean, the fur could be a semi-lubricant, right?
* Quits: strongbad (Quit: )


#19 0% (0/4) - + Reject

<kahrn> DARKLINK SAVE ME! :(
<darklink570> stupid penny arcade
<darklink570> they need more bandwidth
<kahrn> so, your going to stand there and watch me die, while you play "Penny arcade"?
<darklink570> :/
<darklink570> kahrn, you are a moron
<kahrn> Why thankyou, your banned from my funeral.
<darklink570> that's like banning me from a football game
<Deg> or banning girls from seeing him
<darklink570> or banning deg from not masturbating


#23 100% (4/4) - + Reject

<Genocide> "Are you gay son!? Do you suck dicks?"
<Genocide> "SIR! no sir!"
<Genocide> "BULLSHIT! I'll bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose!"
<anothersomething> I could do that.
<anothersomething> My lungs are so strong.
<anothersomething> I once blew a note on a trumpet steady for over a minute.
<anothersomething> It was ownage.
<Deg> anothersomething sucks a lot of cock
<anothersomething> No.
<anothersomething> I only suck on candy.
<Deg> oh, right
<Deg> Candy is that large black man
<anothersomething> Candy is the thing that tastes good.
<Deg> only to you, anothersomething
<anothersomething> STFU
<Genocide> go suck one of them "candies" you've been talking about.
<anothersomething> :(
<anothersomething> I don't have any, I ate them all.


#28 67% (4/6) - + Reject

<Deg> brb, stiff
<Deg> stuff*


#30 -100% (-1/1) - + Reject

=-=> Deg is now known as Deg[food]
<Deg[food]> yay
<Deg[food]> I get fed tonight
<Deg[food]> bbl
<darklink570> Deg lives with wolves.
<--> |> DiagonalMoonn (DiagonalMo@DynastyNet-13711.dialup.netins.net) has joined #game_maker
<=-=> Mode #game_maker +v DiagonalMoonn by ChanServ
<wm161> hi
<darklink570> He and his wolf family are under a lot of tension right now.
<wm161> yeah.
<darklink570> The wolves are stuck with dial-up and he has broadband.
<darklink570> Frankly, they aren't happy.
<wm161> My dad ran over his sister too.
<wm161> :(
<wm161> Hey, is that Deg?*whump*
<wm161> Whos deg?


#25 100% (2/2) - + Reject

<darklink570> I was playing Harvest Moon
<Deg> liar
<Deg> you were FAPPING
<Deg> YOU WERE ASSTURBATING
<Deg> oh man, that's a funny word
<darklink570> shut up deg for all we know your pants are around your ankles as we speak
<Nin10doman> Wait...Deg's pants can be in a place OTHER than around his ankles?
<Deg> there's people in my house
<Deg> so no
<Deg> damnit, you people suck
<Nin10doman> Oh wait...maybe just below the knees..
<darklink570> Deg, look who's talking
<Deg> :(


#32 78% (7/9) - + Reject

<darklink570> Making mayonnaise is really annoying
<Deg> wtf?
<darklink570> goddamn
<darklink570> I have to make 8 bottles of mayo and feed and manhandle 8 chickens every day :S
<Deg> wtf
<Deg> and you tell me that I overly masturbate

Comment: Talkin' about harvest moon...

#147 0% (0/2) - + Reject

<SirMixAlot> MSN screwing up again. I dont get any messages and then I get...Why arent you answering...Shane...Are you there?...K then im gonna go....Bye"
<SirMixAlot> If you guess my whole name you'll know my e-mail
<SirMixAlot> um msn messenger thingy
<Deg> shane_suckface@hotmales.com
<SirMixAlot> You got it
<Deg> yay
* Deg adds.
<Deg> hey, LIAR. it doesn't work :(


#148 100% (2/2) - + Reject

<Deg> there, executing a .bat file with the line "openports -csv blah.txt" works fine
<Nin10doman> hahahaha.
<Deg> why the hell can't GM just execute stuff normally...
<Nin10doman> Because you touch yourself at night.
<Nin10doman> And in the day.
<Nin10doman> And all the time.
<Deg> and right now


#154 100% (1/1) - + Reject

<Chronic> why can't people just learn c++ instead of vb .net
<Deg> because vb .net is good for Rapid Application Development
<Deg> it's uberly easier than c++
<Chronic> 20mb support package for a fricken 25kb file
<Deg> yeah
<Deg> that's like GM...900kb support package on your gmd ;)
<Chronic> but GM is better ;)
<Deg> GM can't do windows widgets
<Deg> but yes, GM is better
<anothersomething> Actually .NET supports Managed DX.
<Chronic> so does my ass
<anothersomething> How?
<Chronic> plugins :P


#157 -60% (-3/5) - + Reject

<Deg> woohoo
<Deg> I totally aced my physics final
<Deg> I'll find out how I did when I get my marks, though :\
<DT> oh, so it's not a sure thing yet ;)
<sparkjim> marks, is that kinda like canadian tatoos?
<Deg> sparkjim, grades
<sparkjim> they tatoo your grades on??
<sparkjim> that sucks
<Deg> yeah, it's with you forever
<Deg> you can't lie to employers :(
<sparkjim> talk about permanent record :(


#160 0% (0/2) - + Reject

<Dr_Talon> or shoudl i spring for the 36" just to be sure
<Deg> jeez
<Dr_Talon> or undershoot with an 18"
<Deg> I need less than 12" in my case
<Deg> way less

Comment: Context is important

#162 0% (0/2) - + Reject

<Chronic> deg!
<Chronic> wanna see something neat?!?!?!?!?!?!
<Deg> I already saw your penis
<Deg> er..
<Deg> ¬_¬


#175 -100% (-2/2) - + Reject

<darklink570> I have two surge protectors
<darklink570> hooked up to eachother
<darklink570> nah just kidding
<darklink570> but I have two in the same room
<Deg> me too
<im9today> crazy
<Yourself> too bad you have a 3 inch penis


#176 0% (0/2) - + Reject

* Livewire has 2 hours left on a bt download
<Deg> 2d:4h:33m on this one..
<Dacicus> what are you downloading?
<Deg> bleh
<Deg> porn
<Dacicus> not you
<Dacicus> i already know what sort of stuff you download, Deg


#179 50% (2/4) - + Reject

<Deg> I'm gonna go play WMC
<Deg> bbl
<Chronic> With My Cock
<Deg> :O
<Deg> good one
-Deg- ....bastard

Comment: last line is via notice

#180 100% (4/4) - + Reject

* Joins: Sensei_Eggwoah (Jesse@DynastyNet-3750E3A7.malvrn01.pa.comcast.net)
<anothersomething> The person's penis got stuck in someone's braces?
<Deg> it would be hella painful
<GearGOD> she was trying really hard i guess
<anothersomething> That's a really small penis.
<Dr_Talon> musta had a set of lungs on her though eh?
<Dr_Talon> SUPER SUCKER 2000
<Dr_Talon> lol
<anothersomething> Did he ever get out?
<Deg> would he want to?
<GearGOD> rofl
<Sensei_Eggwoah> My god, what a conversation to walk in on


#234 100% (5/5) - + Reject

<Nin10doman> You are not truely desensitized until you can fap to the goatse man.
<Nin10doman> Only then can you be free of its scaryness.
<Deg> fap to goatse? bleh
<Deg> you'd have to get horny over thoughts of another man's stretched anus
<Deg> and I'm finding it hard to believe I just typed that


#240 0% (0/2) - + Reject

<ditto_n> but volume of a penis, like I said, dip in a cylinder
<Deg> Yourself's skinny legs would get in the way
<Yourself> it certainly wouldn't be easy to position everything properly
<Deg> you'd have to go vertical to get it to dip in
<Yourself> not to mention, the temperature of the water would affect the results of the measurement
<Deg> don't use water then ;)
<Deg> use...oil
<Deg> or warm it
<Shawn64> game maker chat is awesome
<Shawn64> penis woohoo
<Shawn64> i have one
<Shawn64> am i cool


#247 -33% (-1/3) - + Reject

<Yourself> i think degsturbation.com is the best
<Deg> I'm having it bought for me, so I'll go for .com, net, or org
<Deg> Yourself, only...it's not totally appropriate
<Deg> nothing is really wrong with it, but...
<Yourself> does it imply something?
<Deg> yes

Comment: Trying to come up with a domain name

#261 0% (0/2) - + Reject

<Deg> http://www.imagebarrel.com/img/05/101/02/raccoon.png
<Yourself> each one is funnier than the last
<JE> send them to your friends, yes
<Yourself> JE, i'm going to masturbate to the pictures, that's why i want them
<Yourself> that's exactly why i want them
<JE> duh, you didn't need to spell it out
<Yourself> not because they're ridiculously funny, but because i find plush toys with large penises erotic

Comment: Pictures of beanie babies with penises

#279 50% (2/4) - + Reject

<Billiam> what is the patriot act?
* Billiam never knew
<@Deg> you're stupidly ignorant if you don't know
<Billiam> ...
<Billiam> dude...
<Billiam> that's me in two words


#292 60% (3/5) - + Reject

<rapscal_[-I]> [22:15:05] <@Deg> goat.cx is back but it isn't goatse :(
<rapscal_[-I]> why are you sad?
<Yourself> how would you feel if the one thing you idolized was taken away?


#313 -100% (-6/6) - + Reject

<L33TNerd> As soon as "dil" is mention, you scream out the name of an object which penetrates. Sick.
<gakon5> dil pickes?
<Deg> DILPENIS
<workman161> dil pickles?
<workman161> You penetrate with pickles?
<L33TNerd> ....HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH YOU SUCK
<Deg> he self-penetrates
<workman161> Well, I call mine a penis, but whatever tickles your...pickle...

Comment: L33tnerd's gamertag is DilTor which sounds like Dildo

#314 -20% (-2/10) - + Reject

<Microsoft> Deg, go masturbate and think of me, please?
<darklink570> he probably already has
<Deg> er...no thanks
<Microsoft> :(
<Chronic> oh darn.. theres a contriceptive if ever there was one
<Chronic> "think of me while you wank"


#322 20% (2/10) - + Reject

<Yourself> oh, hi Deg
<Yourself> your penis fall off from radioactive fallout yet?
<Deg> not yet
<Deg> brb
<Yourself> damn you, fed ex!


#405 -86% (-107/125) - + Reject

<Deg> those tape drive readers are more than $1000 each
<Deg> just the drive
<Yourself> wow
<Yourself> that's like 1000 Degquality hookers


#408 -98% (-105/107) - + Reject

<Yourself> yes, you put on a wig and it controls your body
<Deg> oic
<Yourself> that's why you masturbate so much
<Deg> even when I take the picture?
<Deg> oic
<Yourself> you think you're having gay sex with kyle


#409 -96% (-85/89) - + Reject

<Deg> http://pictures.mangospoon.com/index.php?album=Sunrise-2004%2F&pic=kyle-blurry.jpg
<Deg> there's kyle!
<Yourself> liar
<Deg> (lanfest co-founder)
<Yourself> that's you
<Deg> no
<Deg> I have blonder hair
<Deg> and no silver necklace
<Yourself> yes, you put on a wig and it controls your body
<Deg> oic
<Yourself> that's why you masturbate so much
<Deg> even when I take the picture?
<Deg> oic
<Yourself> you think you're having gay sex with kyle


#412 92% (23/25) - + Reject

<Yourself> maybe it's just funny because of the way i imagine Deg saying it
<Deg> with a gay lisp?
<Yourself> no
<Deg> k good
<timm> gay lisp? only Bami can do that naturally
<Yourself> i imagine you dressed as michael jackson doing a crotch grab with one hand in the air
<Deg> rofl
<timm> rofl
<Yourself> i wouldn't read too much into that


#411 -100% (-102/102) - + Reject

* Bami (minge.bag@DynastyNet-DB06E70.upc-a.chello.nl) has joined #game_maker
<Deg> hi ugly
<Bami> ive fucking had it


#418 -100% (-119/119) - + Reject

<darklink570> my house doesn't have broadband
<darklink570> but they have it here
<darklink570> my house is a 15 minute drive away
<Deg> oh
<Deg> where are you?
<darklink570> my house
<Nin10doman> I am confuzzled.
<Deg> you just said it's 15 minutes away
<Deg> THAT'S A BIG FUCKING HOUSE


#419 54% (14/26) - + Reject

<Yourself> [2006-2-4 15:02:31] <Deg[study]> EW
<Yourself> [2006-2-4 15:02:27] <Bami> wtf is that of a wm161 style?
<Yourself> [2006-2-4 15:01:49] <Catdaemon`> http://www.meteornet.org/ <- tbh the grey looked better
<Deg> it was hideous before
<Deg> the grey was pink
<Deg> then he made it flashing blue, green, white, yellow dots..
<Yourself> it's not so bad
<Yourself> but the stripes make it retarded
<Yourself> not as bad as workman
<Yourself> on a scale from 1 to workman, i'd give him an 8


#421 -100% (-90/90) - + Reject

<Deg> http://quiffle.net/index.php?162
<Deg> who the hell is submitting these :/


#437 -96% (-100/104) - + Reject

<Wanderlust> "We create 1 billion kids, 1 night"
<Deg> Wanderlust, one child policy in china foo
<Yourself> you'd need 1 billion women and enough men to have sex with those 1 billion in one night
<Deg> only a couple hundred million will be impregnantananatable mothers though
<Deg> and then you have to wait 9ish months
<ShrimpBoatCaptain> you need one billione women and one pimp.
<Deg> maybe if ALL OF INDIA and ALL OF CHINA got together
<Deg> in a HUGE ORGY OF SEX
<Deg> omgz
<Wanderlust> omfg...
<Wanderlust> and then!
<Wanderlust> alll jumped int he water
<Wanderlust> thats what happend to noah!
<Deg> world jump day~
<Yourself> argh
<Yourself> fuck you
<Deg> I know
<Deg> we've gone over it, Yourself
<Yourself> don't promote bad physics
<ShrimpBoatCaptain> ok
<Deg> hey guys
<Deg> the planet's flat
<Deg> >_>
<Yourself> i'll kill you
<Yourself> i know where you live
<Deg> shit

<Yourself> i'll go there and i'll kill you
<Deg> you'll fly a plane into my house
<Deg> repeatedly
<Yourself> that's a waste of a plane
<Yourself> you're not even worth that
<Mocha> flat you say?
<Mocha> why, that makes so much more sense!
<Mocha> of course it's flat!
<Yourself> i'd put a bomb in a bag with some poop
<Deg> and mail it?
<ShrimpBoatCaptain> heresy!
<Yourself> no, i'd just leave it in your house
<Deg> but you have to get here
<Yourself> it'd explode
<Yourself> and you'd die
<Deg> in a poopy mess :(
<Yourself> and be covered in poop
<Deg> for promoting shoddy physics :(


#438 -90% (-107/119) - + Reject

* Joins: factnfiction101 (~fact@cloak-953A8A78.char.east.verizon.net)
* Joins: Deg (~deg@cloak-949A1989.no.shawcable.net)
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Deg
<OfficerRamrod> sup factnfiction101
<OfficerRamrod> NO SUP FOR DEG
<Deg> :((
<workman161> SUP NAZI