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#5 71% (5/7)

<Chronic> later all
* Quits: Chronic (Chronic@CSOSlite.com) (Quit: GRAB YOUR TINFOIL HATS!! THE ALIENS ARE COMING!)
<Billiam> ???
<Billiam> it's holloween isn't it
<darklink570> not in Europe
<darklink570> in Europe it's The Day of the Pumpkin Headed Rapist
<darklink570> where everyone sleeps on their stomach and leaves a jar of lube on the nightstand.
<Billiam> >_<
<Billiam> does the lube get used?
<darklink570> you pray that it does
<Billiam> k

Comment: Halloween's eve...

#45 33% (1/3)

<Yourself> hey, join #2,000
* anothersomething (argh@DynastyNet-247574C4.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net) has left #game_maker (Left all channels)
<Yourself> owned
* anothersomething (argh@DynastyNet-247574C4.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net) has joined #game_maker
<anothersomething> wtf?
* anothersomething (argh@DynastyNet-247574C4.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net) has left #game_maker (Left all channels)
<Chronic> hahah
<Yourself> hah
* anothersomething (argh@DynastyNet-247574C4.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net) has joined #game_maker
<anothersomething> I can't.
<Yourself> wtf are you doing?
<anothersomething> It closes this.
<anothersomething> I typed /join #2,000
<anothersomething> It just booted me from here.
<Chronic> rofl
<anothersomething> wtf is with that?
<anothersomething> Since when does trying to join a channel boot you from another one?
<Chronic> try #1,00
* anothersomething (argh@DynastyNet-247574C4.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net) has left #game_maker (Left all channels)
* anothersomething (argh@DynastyNet-247574C4.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net) has joined #game_maker
<anothersomething> * You were kicked from # by ChanServ (You are not permitted to be on this channel.)
* anothersomething (argh@DynastyNet-247574C4.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net) has left #game_maker (Left all channels)

Comment: Incredible

#53 50% (2/4)

<BusterBot858> {| }
<BusterBot858> {|| }
<BusterBot858> {||| }
<BusterBot858> {||| }
<BusterBot858> Battery is charging in my phone
<Chronic> BusterBot858, if you're filling up your kick meter, you're all most there
<zircon> bahahaha
<BusterBot858> Okay how many more stupid nonsensical totally insane messages to go?
<MochaMan> 2, by that bar
<BusterBot858> {|||| }
<BusterBot858> Oooooh
* Chronic sets mode: +b *!*@DynastyNet-32B733ED.dialsprint.net
* BusterBot858 was kicked by Chronic (Chronic)
<Chronic> oh sorry.. i can't count

#133 33% (1/3)

<Chronic> anyone seen Shaun of the Dead?
<Chronic> very very funny film
<Chronic> there is a great part in it where they are hiding in a bar
<Chronic> and this zombie comes in because someone turned on the jukebox and it hears the music
<Chronic> they then grab some snooker cues and start beating it in tune to the music
<Chronic> HAHAHAHA
<Chronic> oh my.. that sounds wrong

Comment: The song playing was &quot;Queen - Don't Stop me now&quot;

#154 100% (1/1)

<Chronic> why can't people just learn c++ instead of vb .net
<Deg> because vb .net is good for Rapid Application Development
<Deg> it's uberly easier than c++
<Chronic> 20mb support package for a fricken 25kb file
<Deg> yeah
<Deg> that's like GM...900kb support package on your gmd ;)
<Chronic> but GM is better ;)
<Deg> GM can't do windows widgets
<Deg> but yes, GM is better
<anothersomething> Actually .NET supports Managed DX.
<Chronic> so does my ass
<anothersomething> How?
<Chronic> plugins :P

#162 0% (0/2)

<Chronic> deg!
<Chronic> wanna see something neat?!?!?!?!?!?!
<Deg> I already saw your penis
<Deg> er..
<Deg> ¬_¬

#167 33% (1/3)

<Chronic> <Jey> lol Chronic is funny looking << nah, i'm not funny looking.. you just don't get out enough to know that not everyone in the world has an over bite and fucks thier mother

#179 50% (2/4)

<Deg> I'm gonna go play WMC
<Deg> bbl
<Chronic> With My Cock
<Deg> :O
<Deg> good one
-Deg- ....bastard

Comment: last line is via notice

#215 100% (1/1)

<Chronic> hmm, anyway, i'm tried
<Chronic> later
* Chronic (Origin@l-Game-Maker-Chat) Quit (Quit: If you are what you eat than everyone is a cannibal.)
* Chronic (Origin@DynastyNet-35BA555F.l4.c2.dsl.pol.co.uk) has joined #game_maker
Chronic *!*@DynastyNet-35BA555F.l4.c2.dsl.pol.co.uk - 0 clones in #game_maker
<Chronic> tired*
* Chronic (Origin@l-Game-Maker-Chat) Quit (Quit: Chronic)

#238 ∞% (0/0)

<workman161> How much does a floppy hold?
<Chronic> how much does your mother weigh

#314 -20% (-2/10)

<Microsoft> Deg, go masturbate and think of me, please?
<darklink570> he probably already has
<Deg> er...no thanks
<Microsoft> :(
<Chronic> oh darn.. theres a contriceptive if ever there was one
<Chronic> "think of me while you wank"

#323 47% (7/15)

<Yourself> Chronic, i need your help
<Yourself> my penis got tangled around my computer chair again
<Chronic> :(

#396 33% (2/6)

* @Chronic steals Nin10doman's face and makes jerky out of it
* @Chronic pins it back on
<%Nin10doman> nooooo. :(
<@Chronic> there you go.. now you look 90
* @Deg bites Nin10doman's face off.
<%Nin10doman> If you guys keep doing this I'll never get laid. :(

#400 -96% (-94/98)

* Nin10doman is now known as Snow_Miser
<Snow_Miser> Friends call me snow miser. Whatever I touch, turns to snow in my clutch. I'm too much!
<Chronic> hey Snow_Miser, don't wank

#402 -100% (-101/101)

* Chuck_Norris pisses on Bruce_Lee
* Bruce_Lee breaks Chuck_Norris's arm and leg like in Way of the Dragon.
<Chuck_Norris> pfft
<Chuck_Norris> I'm Chuck_Norris
<Bruce_Lee> I'm Bruce Fucking Lee.
<Chronic> that sounds like a gay porn
<Chronic> Bruce fucking, lee

#415 -100% (-103/103)

<Yourself> how can i be an asshole?
<Yourself> i'm not the one attacking others
<armouredturtle> you're big...and hairy...and smell
<armouredturtle> mostly the last
<Yourself> now that is an impressive talent
<Yourself> smelling through the internet
<Chronic> Yourself, just let the retard play
<armouredturtle> it is
<armouredturtle> i have a...usb nose

Comment: orly?

#416 -100% (-93/93)

<Chronic> ok, before i lied about calling you a retard
<Chronic> <armouredturtle> i am god
<Chronic> that sentance is now the proof i need
<Chronic> to call you a retard
<armouredturtle> chronic is a strain of marijuana plant
<takua108> way to know what a word means

#433 -100% (-82/82)

<Grashaboras> run
<Chronic> later all
* Chronic has quit IRC (Quit: Life is better with hot sauce
<Grashaboras> wait wtf

Comment: noooooo!