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Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0100

[20:53] <Billiam> Genocide, make wine compile faster
[20:53] <Billiam> now
[20:53] <Genocide> alright
[20:53] <Genocide> but it's going to take a lot of mana
[20:53] <Genocide> i may need to use your elixir
[20:53] <Billiam> shit
[20:53] <Billiam> well, be gentle
[20:53] <Genocide> there's an 80% chance your testicles might explode instead
[20:53] <Genocide> is it worth the risk?
[20:54] <Billiam> yes
[20:54] <Billiam> do it
[20:54] * Genocide winus compilus fastus!!!!
[20:54] <Genocide> is it working?
[20:54] * Billiam balls explode
[20:54] <Billiam> shit
[20:54] <Genocide> damn.
[20:54] <Genocide> well, I guess the spell worked. It just didn't worked the way we wanted it to.

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Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0100

(10:36:28 PM) Z-Mez entered the room.
GMGSquare860_: Anyone need any help with anything.
(10:37:03 PM) workman161: yes
(10:37:08 PM) workman161: I can\'t find my pants.
(10:37:10 PM) Z-Mez: Does anyone need any help coding?
(10:37:20 PM) workman161: I need to make my guy shoot
(10:37:24 PM) workman161: how can u do this
(10:37:25 PM) Z-Mez: ok,
(10:37:33 PM) Z-Mez: um, is there a way to private
(10:37:44 PM) workman161: yea, /server workman161
(10:37:56 PM) Z-Mez left the room (quit: Quit: Z-Mez).
(10:38:03 PM) workman161: Mission Accomplished

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Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0100

<darklink570> I have two surge protectors
<darklink570> hooked up to eachother
<darklink570> nah just kidding

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Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0100

<factnfiction101> my new neighbor is hot
<someguy\shower> too bad you're married hahahahahaha
<+Genocide> hahahahahahahahahaha
<+Genocide> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
<factnfiction101> :(

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Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0100

<Chirantha> my mother pets me :D
<Chirantha> I'm 16 though D:

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Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0100

<+Quietus> ok, how do you get the positive value of an integer in GML?
<+Quietus> i haven't coded anything in 6 months, so i'm kinda rusty
<+Genocide> rtfm?
<+Quietus> i did
<@beanjo> abs(x)
<+Quietus> abs returns the absolute value
<+Quietus> i need it to return positive

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Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0100

<+knight666> i just realised, talking to chirantha is like talking to an npc: he will say the same thing over and over, in bad english

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Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0100

<Chirantha> Can I bring my bot here? It doesn't talk. It just monitors how many lines people type :)
<dbx> Chirantha, how many damn times do you have to be told, it's Yourself's script, we cant turn it off.
<dbx> You know what, go.
<dbx> I don't care.
<dbx> Get it in here.
* Joins: csoftbot (~chirantha@D9C21D60.15DA38A2.2F7A8997.IP)
* Yourself sets mode: +b Chirantha!*theman@D9C21D60.15DA38A2.2F7A8997.IP
* Chirantha was kicked by Yourself (In with the new, Out with the old (Clone of csoftbot))
* Yourself sets mode: -b Chirantha!*theman@D9C21D60.15DA38A2.2F7A8997.IP
<csoftbot> oic

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Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0100

* +ninto throws a potatoe at Brian >:O
* Quits: +Brian (~Brian_the@cloak-2821AC76.speed.planet.nl) (Connection reset by peer)
<+ninto> <:O
<+dbx> Good shot. >:(

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Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0100

<Dacicus> Zalmoxis, what other nick do you go by?
<Zalmoxis> Fu
<Dacicus> um, no need to cuss...
<factnfiction101> FU is another nick
<Dacicus> oh
<Dacicus> Hm, do you use any other ones?
<Zalmoxis> what
<Dacicus> nicks
<Zalmoxis> what
<someguy> what is another nick.
<Dacicus> oh
<Dacicus> clever

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Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0100

<testicles> I always tag along with Mikawo cause he's a dick.

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Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0100

[23:18:35] * Yourself changes topic to 'It sucks - The vacuum cleaner store.'
[23:18:43] <Yourself> oops
[23:18:47] * Yourself changes topic to '7,4(15,4-I5,4)8,5 March 19th 11,12 http://www.gamemaker.nl/ - http://forums.gamemaker.nl/ 0,2 http://book.gamemaker.nl/ '

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Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0100

<Ne0> the price is right?
<Ne0> I use to watch that
<Yourself> i didn't know it was still on
<Yourself> there's nothing else on right now
<Yourself> because this is when old women watch TV
<Ne0> but the presenter went to court or something for kiddie fiddling
<Yourself> like looking into the future, kahrn?

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Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0100

<Yourself> [2006-2-4 15:02:31] <Deg[study]> EW
<Yourself> [2006-2-4 15:02:27] <Bami> wtf is that of a wm161 style?
<Yourself> [2006-2-4 15:01:49] <Catdaemon`> http://www.meteornet.org/ <- tbh the grey looked better
<Deg> it was hideous before
<Deg> the grey was pink
<Deg> then he made it flashing blue, green, white, yellow dots..
<Yourself> it's not so bad
<Yourself> but the stripes make it retarded
<Yourself> not as bad as workman
<Yourself> on a scale from 1 to workman, i'd give him an 8

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Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0100

<Yourself> maybe it's just funny because of the way i imagine Deg saying it
<Deg> with a gay lisp?
<Yourself> no
<Deg> k good
<timm> gay lisp? only Bami can do that naturally
<Yourself> i imagine you dressed as michael jackson doing a crotch grab with one hand in the air
<Deg> rofl
<timm> rofl
<Yourself> i wouldn't read too much into that

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Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0100

* @Chronic steals Nin10doman's face and makes jerky out of it
* @Chronic pins it back on
<%Nin10doman> nooooo. :(
<@Chronic> there you go.. now you look 90
* @Deg bites Nin10doman's face off.
<%Nin10doman> If you guys keep doing this I'll never get laid. :(

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Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0100

<Auron> and why doesnt Google Canada have
<Auron> "I'm feelin' lucky, eh?"

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Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0100

<darklink570> ever noticed that people are desensitized to just certain types of violence?
<darklink570> like from killing people to killing puppies
<darklink570> I was in a theater and there was a violent movie playing
<darklink570> dozens of people getting killed left and right and nobody cared
<darklink570> but you kill ONE puppy
<darklink570> and they ask you to leave the theater

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Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0100

<someguy> kahrn makes gay buttsex with men.
<+kahrn> at least Iv'e had buttsex foo
<+kahrn> it's a very enjoyable experience
<+kahrn> huge orgasms

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Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0100

* Ne0 was kicked by ChanServ (Requested (someguy))
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<someguy> lolz
<someguy> whatchoo gonna do?
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<Ne0> I am... teh 1

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Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0100

<blitzkrieg> I suggest finding a moving bus to tell all about it
<blitzkrieg> try standing in front of it to get its attention

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Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0100

<+kahrn> lolol hitler was a jew
* rapscal_[-I] painfuly lays the smackdown on kahrn with a 401(k)
<rapscal_[-I]> we will never speak of the "hitler" incident
<rapscal_[-I]> it was late
<rapscal_[-I]> i was drunk
<rapscal_[-I]> and grashaboras was wearing a dress
<rapscal_[-I]> things have changed

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Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0100

[03:56] <Xenu> I tasted my cum
[03:56] <Xenu> Not really distasteful

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Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0100

<Yourself> Chronic, i need your help
<Yourself> my penis got tangled around my computer chair again
<Chronic> :(

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Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0100

<Yourself> oh, hi Deg
<Yourself> your penis fall off from radioactive fallout yet?
<Deg> not yet
<Deg> brb
<Yourself> damn you, fed ex!

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Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0100

<Yourself> only 32 million in all of canada?
<Yourself> no wonder the country seems so nice, not enough people to form a decent lynch mob

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Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0100

<Microsoft> Deg, go masturbate and think of me, please?
<darklink570> he probably already has
<Deg> er...no thanks
<Microsoft> :(
<Chronic> oh darn.. theres a contriceptive if ever there was one
<Chronic> "think of me while you wank"

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Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0100

<L33TNerd> As soon as "dil" is mention, you scream out the name of an object which penetrates. Sick.
<gakon5> dil pickes?
<Deg> DILPENIS
<workman161> dil pickles?
<workman161> You penetrate with pickles?
<L33TNerd> ....HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH YOU SUCK
<Deg> he self-penetrates
<workman161> Well, I call mine a penis, but whatever tickles your...pickle...

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Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0100

<JJProductions> Well, that was the best semen (And only) I have ever tasted.

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Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0100

<kahrn> well I'm not sure what sex I am :(