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#163 100% (2/2) - + Reject
<SirMixAlot> Any one know how to do this. Say I have a car in gm. The sprite rotates 360 as its a top down game. But I want a gun on it to alwats be at the back of it. This is easy if the gun is in the center of the car because then all I have to do is have it jump to position x/y. But I want it to be like the halo car where the gun is at the back. Any one know how to do that? <darklink570> yes I do <darklink570> it's fairly easy <darklink570> all you need to do is <SirMixAlot> darklink? <Go_Pats> he died. <Go_Pats> It's like those dramatic things in movies. <SirMixAlot> Ah I see * SirMixAlot cries <Go_Pats> The guy will be dying, and he'll be like, "Marie...I have to tell you...It's--" <Go_Pats> and then eh'll be all "ugh" and die. <Go_Pats> and it's all, "omgs, what was he going to say?" <SirMixAlot> and Marie will be like..."NOOO...JACK DONT DIE" <Go_Pats> Yeah. <Go_Pats> And it'll be all puty. <Go_Pats> err..pouty. <SirMixAlot> And he'll come back to life as a zombie <SirMixAlot> and she'll have to save the world <SirMixAlot> before he turns everyone into a zombie <Go_Pats> wtf? What movie are you watching? In all the movies I've seen, she rapes the guy after he dies in a sexy scene of crazy necrophilia. Comment: O.o
<SirMixAlot> Any one know how to do this. Say I have a car in gm. The sprite rotates 360 as its a top down game. But I want a gun on it to alwats be at the back of it. This is easy if the gun is in the center of the car because then all I have to do is have it jump to position x/y. But I want it to be like the halo car where the gun is at the back. Any one know how to do that? <darklink570> yes I do <darklink570> it's fairly easy <darklink570> all you need to do is <SirMixAlot> darklink? <Go_Pats> he died. <Go_Pats> It's like those dramatic things in movies. <SirMixAlot> Ah I see * SirMixAlot cries <Go_Pats> The guy will be dying, and he'll be like, "Marie...I have to tell you...It's--" <Go_Pats> and then eh'll be all "ugh" and die. <Go_Pats> and it's all, "omgs, what was he going to say?" <SirMixAlot> and Marie will be like..."NOOO...JACK DONT DIE" <Go_Pats> Yeah. <Go_Pats> And it'll be all puty. <Go_Pats> err..pouty. <SirMixAlot> And he'll come back to life as a zombie <SirMixAlot> and she'll have to save the world <SirMixAlot> before he turns everyone into a zombie <Go_Pats> wtf? What movie are you watching? In all the movies I've seen, she rapes the guy after he dies in a sexy scene of crazy necrophilia.
#25 100% (2/2) - + Reject
<darklink570> I was playing Harvest Moon <Deg> liar <Deg> you were FAPPING <Deg> YOU WERE ASSTURBATING <Deg> oh man, that's a funny word <darklink570> shut up deg for all we know your pants are around your ankles as we speak <Nin10doman> Wait...Deg's pants can be in a place OTHER than around his ankles? <Deg> there's people in my house <Deg> so no <Deg> damnit, you people suck <Nin10doman> Oh wait...maybe just below the knees.. <darklink570> Deg, look who's talking <Deg> :(
#234 100% (5/5) - + Reject
<Nin10doman> You are not truely desensitized until you can fap to the goatse man. <Nin10doman> Only then can you be free of its scaryness. <Deg> fap to goatse? bleh <Deg> you'd have to get horny over thoughts of another man's stretched anus <Deg> and I'm finding it hard to believe I just typed that
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