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#148 100% (2/2) - + Reject
<Deg> there, executing a .bat file with the line "openports -csv blah.txt" works fine <Nin10doman> hahahaha. <Deg> why the hell can't GM just execute stuff normally... <Nin10doman> Because you touch yourself at night. <Nin10doman> And in the day. <Nin10doman> And all the time. <Deg> and right now
#533 100% (3/3) - + Reject
(10:36:28 PM) Z-Mez entered the room. GMGSquare860_: Anyone need any help with anything. (10:37:03 PM) workman161: yes (10:37:08 PM) workman161: I can\'t find my pants. (10:37:10 PM) Z-Mez: Does anyone need any help coding? (10:37:20 PM) workman161: I need to make my guy shoot (10:37:24 PM) workman161: how can u do this (10:37:25 PM) Z-Mez: ok, (10:37:33 PM) Z-Mez: um, is there a way to private (10:37:44 PM) workman161: yea, /server workman161 (10:37:56 PM) Z-Mez left the room (quit: Quit: Z-Mez). (10:38:03 PM) workman161: Mission Accomplished
#163 100% (2/2) - + Reject
<SirMixAlot> Any one know how to do this. Say I have a car in gm. The sprite rotates 360 as its a top down game. But I want a gun on it to alwats be at the back of it. This is easy if the gun is in the center of the car because then all I have to do is have it jump to position x/y. But I want it to be like the halo car where the gun is at the back. Any one know how to do that? <darklink570> yes I do <darklink570> it's fairly easy <darklink570> all you need to do is <SirMixAlot> darklink? <Go_Pats> he died. <Go_Pats> It's like those dramatic things in movies. <SirMixAlot> Ah I see * SirMixAlot cries <Go_Pats> The guy will be dying, and he'll be like, "Marie...I have to tell you...It's--" <Go_Pats> and then eh'll be all "ugh" and die. <Go_Pats> and it's all, "omgs, what was he going to say?" <SirMixAlot> and Marie will be like..."NOOO...JACK DONT DIE" <Go_Pats> Yeah. <Go_Pats> And it'll be all puty. <Go_Pats> err..pouty. <SirMixAlot> And he'll come back to life as a zombie <SirMixAlot> and she'll have to save the world <SirMixAlot> before he turns everyone into a zombie <Go_Pats> wtf? What movie are you watching? In all the movies I've seen, she rapes the guy after he dies in a sexy scene of crazy necrophilia. Comment: O.o
<SirMixAlot> Any one know how to do this. Say I have a car in gm. The sprite rotates 360 as its a top down game. But I want a gun on it to alwats be at the back of it. This is easy if the gun is in the center of the car because then all I have to do is have it jump to position x/y. But I want it to be like the halo car where the gun is at the back. Any one know how to do that? <darklink570> yes I do <darklink570> it's fairly easy <darklink570> all you need to do is <SirMixAlot> darklink? <Go_Pats> he died. <Go_Pats> It's like those dramatic things in movies. <SirMixAlot> Ah I see * SirMixAlot cries <Go_Pats> The guy will be dying, and he'll be like, "Marie...I have to tell you...It's--" <Go_Pats> and then eh'll be all "ugh" and die. <Go_Pats> and it's all, "omgs, what was he going to say?" <SirMixAlot> and Marie will be like..."NOOO...JACK DONT DIE" <Go_Pats> Yeah. <Go_Pats> And it'll be all puty. <Go_Pats> err..pouty. <SirMixAlot> And he'll come back to life as a zombie <SirMixAlot> and she'll have to save the world <SirMixAlot> before he turns everyone into a zombie <Go_Pats> wtf? What movie are you watching? In all the movies I've seen, she rapes the guy after he dies in a sexy scene of crazy necrophilia.
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