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#148 100% (2/2)

<Deg> there, executing a .bat file with the line "openports -csv blah.txt" works fine
<Nin10doman> hahahaha.
<Deg> why the hell can't GM just execute stuff normally...
<Nin10doman> Because you touch yourself at night.
<Nin10doman> And in the day.
<Nin10doman> And all the time.
<Deg> and right now

#533 100% (3/3)

(10:36:28 PM) Z-Mez entered the room.
GMGSquare860_: Anyone need any help with anything.
(10:37:03 PM) workman161: yes
(10:37:08 PM) workman161: I can\'t find my pants.
(10:37:10 PM) Z-Mez: Does anyone need any help coding?
(10:37:20 PM) workman161: I need to make my guy shoot
(10:37:24 PM) workman161: how can u do this
(10:37:25 PM) Z-Mez: ok,
(10:37:33 PM) Z-Mez: um, is there a way to private
(10:37:44 PM) workman161: yea, /server workman161
(10:37:56 PM) Z-Mez left the room (quit: Quit: Z-Mez).
(10:38:03 PM) workman161: Mission Accomplished

#163 100% (2/2)

<SirMixAlot> Any one know how to do this. Say I have a car in gm. The sprite rotates 360 as its a top down game. But I want a gun on it to alwats be at the back of it. This is easy if the gun is in the center of the car because then all I have to do is have it jump to position x/y. But I want it to be like the halo car where the gun is at the back. Any one know how to do that?
<darklink570> yes I do
<darklink570> it's fairly easy
<darklink570> all you need to do is
<SirMixAlot> darklink?
<Go_Pats> he died.
<Go_Pats> It's like those dramatic things in movies.
<SirMixAlot> Ah I see
* SirMixAlot cries
<Go_Pats> The guy will be dying, and he'll be like, "Marie...I have to tell you...It's--"
<Go_Pats> and then eh'll be all "ugh" and die.
<Go_Pats> and it's all, "omgs, what was he going to say?"
<SirMixAlot> and Marie will be like..."NOOO...JACK DONT DIE"
<Go_Pats> Yeah.
<Go_Pats> And it'll be all puty.
<Go_Pats> err..pouty.
<SirMixAlot> And he'll come back to life as a zombie
<SirMixAlot> and she'll have to save the world
<SirMixAlot> before he turns everyone into a zombie
<Go_Pats> wtf? What movie are you watching? In all the movies I've seen, she rapes the guy after he dies in a sexy scene of crazy necrophilia.

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