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#163 100% (2/2)

<SirMixAlot> Any one know how to do this. Say I have a car in gm. The sprite rotates 360 as its a top down game. But I want a gun on it to alwats be at the back of it. This is easy if the gun is in the center of the car because then all I have to do is have it jump to position x/y. But I want it to be like the halo car where the gun is at the back. Any one know how to do that?
<darklink570> yes I do
<darklink570> it's fairly easy
<darklink570> all you need to do is
<SirMixAlot> darklink?
<Go_Pats> he died.
<Go_Pats> It's like those dramatic things in movies.
<SirMixAlot> Ah I see
* SirMixAlot cries
<Go_Pats> The guy will be dying, and he'll be like, "Marie...I have to tell you...It's--"
<Go_Pats> and then eh'll be all "ugh" and die.
<Go_Pats> and it's all, "omgs, what was he going to say?"
<SirMixAlot> and Marie will be like..."NOOO...JACK DONT DIE"
<Go_Pats> Yeah.
<Go_Pats> And it'll be all puty.
<Go_Pats> err..pouty.
<SirMixAlot> And he'll come back to life as a zombie
<SirMixAlot> and she'll have to save the world
<SirMixAlot> before he turns everyone into a zombie
<Go_Pats> wtf? What movie are you watching? In all the movies I've seen, she rapes the guy after he dies in a sexy scene of crazy necrophilia.

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#25 100% (2/2)

<darklink570> I was playing Harvest Moon
<Deg> liar
<Deg> you were FAPPING
<Deg> YOU WERE ASSTURBATING
<Deg> oh man, that's a funny word
<darklink570> shut up deg for all we know your pants are around your ankles as we speak
<Nin10doman> Wait...Deg's pants can be in a place OTHER than around his ankles?
<Deg> there's people in my house
<Deg> so no
<Deg> damnit, you people suck
<Nin10doman> Oh wait...maybe just below the knees..
<darklink570> Deg, look who's talking
<Deg> :(

#234 100% (5/5)

<Nin10doman> You are not truely desensitized until you can fap to the goatse man.
<Nin10doman> Only then can you be free of its scaryness.
<Deg> fap to goatse? bleh
<Deg> you'd have to get horny over thoughts of another man's stretched anus
<Deg> and I'm finding it hard to believe I just typed that